🧞‍♂️ The Genie’s Sacred Covenant of Happiness Dhaba

Where Every Scroll Unfolds a New Promise and Every Clause is a Love Letter to Your Trust
📅 First Whispered by the Spice Winds on 22/05/2025 | 🕯️ Last Blessed by the Curry Gods on 22/05/2025

🌌 An Oath Written in Saffron and Sealed with Ghee

Beloved Seeker of Flavors,

As you step through our digital archway into HappinessDhaba.in, know that you’re not merely accepting terms – you’re being initiated into our sacred culinary brotherhood. This document isn’t cold legalese; it’s our tandoor-fired promise, simmered for generations in the clay pots of tradition and served to you with the same reverence as our family’s secret butter chicken recipe.

🍃 Our Temple of Taste:
Where the fragrance of cardamom dances with the smoke of our tandoor
Happiness Dhaba
Ground floor, Jai Complex (Follow the trail of caramelized onions)
Site No 7, Aiyappa Temple Road
Hebbal Kempapura, Bengaluru – 560024
🔔 Kitchen Telepathy: +91 96064 30056

📜 The Grand Tome of Digital Feasting

Chapter 1: The Sacred Rights of Every Flavor Pilgrim

We bestow upon you these golden privileges:

✨ The Right to Feast
To summon our culinary magic with but a tap of your finger

✨ The Right to Revel
To book your throne at our dining darbar with celestial ease

✨ The Right to Chronicle
To etch your gastronomic prophecies in our hallowed review scrolls

✨ The Right to Create
To build your personal flavor sanctuary within our digital walls

Chapter 2: The Forbidden Spells (That Break the Magic Circle)

Beware these dark arts that would turn our banquet into chaos:

☠ The Curse of Impersonation
No false masks or stolen identities at our feast

☠ The Plague of Spam
Keep your digital locusts far from our gates

☠ The Theft of Secrets
Our recipes and images are guarded by digital nagas

☠ The Hex of Disruption
No tampering with our kitchen’s digital tandoor

💎 The Jewel-Box of Payment Enchantments

Our Treasury’s Golden Rules:

• The Truth Serum: Verify your coordinates thrice before our flavor caravans depart

• The Dragon’s Vault: Your gold is safer with us than in Smaug’s mountain

• The Hourglass Rule: Changes permitted until the sands of 10 minutes fall

🎨 The Gallery of Intellectual Wonders

Our Crown Jewels:

👑 Recipe Grimoires – More precious than the Kohinoor
👑 Visual Incantations – Food photography that would make Mughal painters weep
👑 Brand Talismans – Logos imbued with ancestral magic

Your Creative Tributes:

🖋 Review Runes – Carved with honesty and kindness
📸 Social Media Portraits – Tag us to join our digital durbar

🛡️ The Immortal Shields of Protection

Our Eternal Vows:

• The Cloak of Invisibility – Your data hidden from dark web sorcerers

• The Mirror of Truth – Showing only what’s needed for your feast

• The Eternal Firewall – A digital Agni that consumes all threats

⚖️ The Hall of Justice

When Flavors Clash:

• Governed by the ancient food laws of India

• First resolved through messenger doves (email)

• Then presented before the Bangalore Council of Culinary Elders

🌊 The River of Change

Like the Ganges, these terms may shift course. The current always flows at:
🔗 HappinessDhaba.in/terms

📯 Summoning the Guardians

For queries about this sacred pact:
📧 Carrier Pigeon: legal@happinessdhaba.in
📞 Conch Shell Hotline: +91 96064 30056
🏰 Physical Pilgrimage:
Ground floor, Jai Complex
Site No 7, Aiyappa Temple Road
Hebbal Kempapura, Bengaluru – 560024